Joker Of The Card Table Gifts

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Joust Sharpener

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Note Book

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"It was a botched surgery."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Lion!'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

"I studied ancient history while I was out sick. I read the magazines in my doctor's office."

"Any other strengths?"

Frank was right not to trust statistics...the numbers lie!

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

Umpire School Taking A Ball Four.

Scientist juggling dangerous bacteria

95mph fastball.

'I see by your resume that you are my son. If this checks out, the job is yours.'

I'm worried about our accountant...he's so scruffy!

and Fernandez is going for his hat-trick...