Ballroom Joker Gifts

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Court's in recess!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'Don't worry, Skeeter, the Big Guy is really gonna take to you.'

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

'First of all I'm sorry. Secondly I'd like to clarify what I meant by 'never apologize, never explain'.'

"That's the deep end."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'It was a victimless crime... unless you count the Board of Directors and the shareholders.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Mental Floss.

Minuet

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

'Team spirit, my ass.'

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

Medusa's bathtub

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'And this is our strategic planning department...'

'We were going to define the problem but it was simpler to re-define success.'

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"