Ballet Joker Gifts

Ballet School. Director. I show up in the classes unexpectedly now and then just to keep them on their toes.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Ballet dancer.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Bow

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Commuters"

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Sugar Plum Fairy

Dancing in a circle

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

The Firebird

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Suzanne Lenglen

Adult Absence Notes.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'