Jack-o'-lantern Joker Gifts

"It was a botched surgery."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Scary stuff

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Santa's Helpers

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Punkins

Classic Emojis for sale.

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Adult Absence Notes.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

No infrastructure problem here

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

A clown & his clone.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."