Jack-o'-lantern Joker Gifts

"It was a botched surgery."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Scary stuff

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Santa's Helpers

Classic Emojis for sale.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Adult Absence Notes.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

A clown & his clone.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."