Jack-o'-lantern Creator Gifts

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Horror movies for pumpkins

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Steamed vegetables."

Scary stuff

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Punkins

Punkins

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"It was a botched surgery."

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Your candle has gone out."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

Rebels without a magic marker

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

Somebody had a face-lift.

"Er – may you?

Job Safety - Be Safe.

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"