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Scary stuff

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Open House of Horrors

Punkins

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

Halloween Support Group

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

The dark side of Halloween.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'