Jack-o-lantern Aficionado Prints

Scary stuff

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Open House of Horrors

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Punkins

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

The dark side of Halloween.

"That's very offensive."