Jack-o-lanterns Gifts

Scary stuff

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Punkins

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Punkins

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"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Year of the Rat

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"Your candle has gone out."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

December: Neglect of the garden now will mean hard work next season - so keep at it.

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"April Fool's on her!"

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

Somebody had a face-lift.

The Jackal Lantern

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

"I'll settle for a man with a few misdemeanors!"

"Don't worry, Wayne, I'm sure we'll find some other type of food to waste."

"I'm looking for a moderate Republican."

"So that's your resting face."

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"

Horror movies for pumpkins

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.

"Oh, I'm not looking for an honest man anymore, just someone whose lies I can detect."

'The guy looked honest!'