Jack-o-lanterns Gifts

Scary stuff

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Punkins

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

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Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

Year of the Rat

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

December: Neglect of the garden now will mean hard work next season - so keep at it.

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"April Fool's on her!"

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

"I'll settle for a man with a few misdemeanors!"

The Jackal Lantern

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"

"Don't worry, Wayne, I'm sure we'll find some other type of food to waste."

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

"So that's your resting face."

"I'm looking for a moderate Republican."

Horror movies for pumpkins

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

"Oh, I'm not looking for an honest man anymore, just someone whose lies I can detect."

Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.

'The guy looked honest!'

"I hear ya. These mall gigs don't pay enough."