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"Don't worry, Wayne, I'm sure we'll find some other type of food to waste."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Scary stuff

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Punkins

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Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Year of the Rat

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Your candle has gone out."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

Somebody had a face-lift.

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

"So that's your resting face."

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"

Horror movies for pumpkins

Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.

"I'm making a candlewick spread, so how do I get the wicks out?"

Swing Shift at Capitol Hill's New America Flag Factory.

'...Are you saying I'm not going to make it until December?'