Jack-o-lantern Thinker Gifts

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Scary stuff

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"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Your candle has gone out."

Insomnia.

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Look...a friendly face.

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"

'I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?'

"So that's your resting face."

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'Do you mean 'naughty or nice' in the traditional sense, or the politically correct sense?'

"Don't worry, Wayne, I'm sure we'll find some other type of food to waste."