Jack-o'-lantern Creator Mugs

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Horror movies for pumpkins

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Steamed vegetables."

Scary stuff

Punkins

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'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

Rebels without a magic marker

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"Er – may you?

Job Safety - Be Safe.

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

"Don't worry, Wayne, I'm sure we'll find some other type of food to waste."

"So that's your resting face."