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"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

Somebody had a face-lift.

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"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Scary stuff

Punkins

Punkins

"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Pull my finger.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

"Your candle has gone out."

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

"Er – may you?

Elf Portrait

Horror movies for pumpkins

'There's nothing wrong with your antlers, pal, but why not live a little?'

"So that's your resting face."

"Don't worry, Wayne, I'm sure we'll find some other type of food to waste."

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"

Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.

'I guess this means that when we get married you aren't going to stay home darning my socks.'

'...Are you saying I'm not going to make it until December?'