Jack-o-lantern Artisan Mugs

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Punkins

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Do it yourself books.

Scary stuff

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Punkins

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Classic Emojis for sale.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Your candle has gone out."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Annual sportknitting Derby

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

Somebody had a face-lift.

Disappearing Professions: The Shoeshiner.

"So that's your resting face."

"Don't worry, Wayne, I'm sure we'll find some other type of food to waste."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"Has anybody seen grandma's denture?"

Horror movies for pumpkins

Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.

God Creates the Selfie

'...Are you saying I'm not going to make it until December?'