Joker With Spectacles Gifts

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Get crazy once in a while

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

E=Emcee Squared

"It was a botched surgery."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Adult Absence Notes.

Toilet humour

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

A clown & his clone.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'