Joker In Disguise Gifts

Royal Flush

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Keyworker

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It was a botched surgery."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Adult Absence Notes.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"