Joker In Disguise Gifts

Royal Flush

Keyworker

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"It was a botched surgery."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Adult Absence Notes.

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

Reboot Me.

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"