Joker In Robes Gifts

Archbishop Jokes.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"It was a botched surgery."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Long-legged clown...

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

A clown & his clone.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

Bat Signal with Blue Ticks

Reboot Me.

'Psych!'

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.