Joker In Robes Gifts

Archbishop Jokes.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Joust Sharpener

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"It was a botched surgery."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Long-legged clown...

Toilet humour

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

A clown & his clone.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

Reboot Me.

'Psych!'

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.