Joker With Spectacles Pillows

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Get crazy once in a while

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

E=Emcee Squared

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"It was a botched surgery."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Adult Absence Notes.

Toilet humour

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

'Psych!'

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.