Boo-tiful Joker Pillows

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Batman's Baby

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

Adult Absence Notes.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'At least you still think I'm great, don't you, boy?'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Valentine Comix

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

'This milk smells funny.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Happy? Tell Your Face.