Youthful Joker Pillows

Upside-down birthday 61-19.

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Complaints Desk

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Adult Absence Notes.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'This milk smells funny.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.