Age Joker Pillows

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"A little under done?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

A clown & his clone.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'A room with double beds, please.'