Senior Joker Pillows

Old husband is knitted over by old wife.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Complaints Desk

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

A clown & his clone.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Lion!'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."