Sophisticated Joker Pillows

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Good News about winter

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

Fittd shēt

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Note Book

Prisoner still life painting.