Sophisticated Joker Gifts

'Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Candid Camera store.

Fittd shēt

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Shoes Make The Man

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Note Book

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."