Tech-savvy Joker Gifts

'I thought a cake was a bit obvious, so I've emailed the file to you.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"On this comparison website I can get a thinner you, with more personality and a bushier mustache."

Turnkey Totalitarianism

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

When your password asks for more characters, it doesn't mean your friends.

"Someone has come up with some just impediment."

Text Message Please Pass The Ketchup

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"The biggest rookie mistake you can make is using your secret identity for all your passwords."

"Wouldn't you rather watch it on the big screen?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Noah posted his first tweet.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"That guys is stealing my data!"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You're on mute."

'Universal remote, my eye!'