Tech-savvy Joker Mugs

'I thought a cake was a bit obvious, so I've emailed the file to you.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"On this comparison website I can get a thinner you, with more personality and a bushier mustache."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Someone has come up with some just impediment."

Text Message Please Pass The Ketchup

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Wouldn't you rather watch it on the big screen?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You're on mute."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Knights of the iPhone

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.