Techie Joker Mugs

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fittd shēt

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Prisoner still life painting.

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

The Screeeen!

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."