Tech Jokers Mugs

"If you would like a break while on, hold press 1 if you'd like to go and wash your car..."

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Giggle.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Google signwriter.

'I was told it required a log-in...'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

The Screeeen!

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

I am not a human.

Cloud computing.

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"Are you sure this is how you get Twitter verified?"

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"Stand back? corrupt file."

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"The door stop is complete! Our next step is to invent the door!"

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

The continent you have requested cannot be found.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

Devils checking their hotmail accounts.