Strategic Joker Pillows

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fittd shēt

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Shoes Make The Man

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'