Strategic Joker Mugs

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fittd shēt

Candid Camera store.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Shoes Make The Man

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"