Tactical Joker Pillows

Chess board trap door.

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fittd shēt

Candid Camera store.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Prisoner still life painting.

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."