Creative Joker Pillows

Prisoner still life painting.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

'Where were you when I was into macrame?'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Fish hunting for men.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Candid Camera store.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.