Creative Joker Prints

Prisoner still life painting.

Fittd shēt

'Where were you when I was into macrame?'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'