Conceptual Joker Prints

"My art raises complex tissues."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Prisoner still life painting.

"See how it feels"

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

Time Table

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Artist Painting his Television.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'I've never felt so alive...'

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

I.D. required for admission to Heaven

Oh, please, Bob, I know when you've been snacking between meals.

'Selling my soul is out of the question, on the other hand, I may be amiable to entering some sort of leasing arrangement.'

Nothing burgers. Word salad. Knuckle sandwiches.

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

Well, you know what they say? Aspire to inspire before you expire.

'There. Now you have the job security you've always wanted.'

Niels Bohr, Albert Einstein and Ernest Rutherford talking shop.

Colouring fun

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"