Conceptual Joker Gifts

"My art raises complex tissues."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Fittd shēt

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Prisoner still life painting.

"See how it feels"

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Time Table

Artist Painting his Television.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'I've never felt so alive...'

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

I.D. required for admission to Heaven

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

'Selling my soul is out of the question, on the other hand, I may be amiable to entering some sort of leasing arrangement.'

Well, you know what they say? Aspire to inspire before you expire.

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

'There. Now you have the job security you've always wanted.'

Colouring fun

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'