Artful Joker Pillows

The art of Eddy Cucumba: fly and soup cup.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Fittd shēt

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Prisoner still life painting.

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"See how it feels"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

Adult Absence Notes.

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'Good book?'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Skywriter's Block

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

The Cartoonists