Contemporary Art Joker Pillows

Meet the artist

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Fittd shēt

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Prisoner still life painting.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"See how it feels"

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Good book?'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Adult Absence Notes.

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Skywriter's Block

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

The Cartoonists

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'