Stylish Joker Pillows

Al has a bad hair day.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Get crazy once in a while

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Adult Absence Notes.

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

A clown & his clone.

The Cartoonists

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Lion!'

'A room with double beds, please.'