Stylish Jokers Pillows

"Whoah, triple denim!"

Photobooth Photobomb

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'Good book?'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Skywriter's Block

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Artist Painting his Television.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

''IQ'? -- I thought this was a haiku test!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Politics Books

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

'It was a gift from AARP.'

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

"If my writing reflected my reading, I'd probably just be writing menus."

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

'I don't want to lose my place.'