Stylish Jokers Gifts

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Photobooth Photobomb

Giggle.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'Good book?'

Skywriter's Block

Artist Painting his Television.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

''IQ'? -- I thought this was a haiku test!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Pinata Pranks

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Politics Books

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

'It was a gift from AARP.'

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

"If my writing reflected my reading, I'd probably just be writing menus."

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"