Stylish Joker Prints

Al has a bad hair day.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Adult Absence Notes.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Lion!'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

The Cartoonists

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

A clown & his clone.