Fashion Joker Prints

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

Clancy: Headwear

'Go with the fig leaf - the fig leaf looked fine.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"1-1"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"How's it look back there?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Pull my finger.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

The Cartoonists

'I love wearing my little black number.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.