Fashion Joke Lover Prints

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Seduction

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

As Seen Watching TV

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Store sells too short t-shirts.

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Do you do these in sheep?"