Art Loving Joker Pillows

Pull my finger.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"See how it feels"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Adult Absence Notes.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'Good book?'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Toilet humour

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Skywriter's Block

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

The Cartoonists

'A room with double beds, please.'

A clown & his clone.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'