Contemporary Art Joker Mugs

Meet the artist

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

Get crazy once in a while

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Prisoner still life painting.

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"See how it feels"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Good book?'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Adult Absence Notes.

Skywriter's Block

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'A room with double beds, please.'

The Cartoonists

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'