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"It makes you look old."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"A little under done?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

I'm sorry, miss. "No substitutions" also applies to your choice of a dining companion. Menu.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

A clown & his clone.

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."