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'Ease up on the dinosaur meat and eat more whole grains.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Veloci-Rapper

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Lion!'

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'