Stone Age Joker Gifts

'Ease up on the dinosaur meat and eat more whole grains.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Veloci-Rapper

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"It makes you look old."

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

'Lion!'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'