History Joker Gifts

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Get crazy once in a while

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

E=Emcee Squared

Richard the Turd

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Good book?'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Skywriter's Block

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'