History Jokers Gifts

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

Richard the Turd

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

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"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

"There's a fly in my soup."

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

No Presents Until Christmas Day

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

Sat Nativ.

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'Some of the women are asking if the manna is gluten-free.'

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'