History Joker Pillows

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Whoa! Sacrificing politicians makes the gods a little gassy."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Get crazy once in a while

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

E=Emcee Squared

Richard the Turd

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Party Schools...

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Good book?'

Skywriter's Block

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here